I spend most of my daylight hours helping nuns, orphans and widows cross the street. I often provide relief work to the sheep herders in the Navarre region of Spain. Sometimes I lend my talents to the leaders of the middle east to broker peace deals, but my diplomacy is best used negotiating free trade agreements between Cuba and Lesotho.
During the night I patrol the bustling metropolises of the north-western hemisphere keeping them safe from zombies.
The remaining momentsof the day are used to rewrite a .NET garbage collector using WATFOR